Absurdist When...
2) You start holding IM conversations with yourself.
3) Your butt is numb.
4) You know who The Banshee is.
5) You like to see how many chopsticks will fit in your friends' heads.
6) You lick candles.
7) You know what a Lotte is.
8) You're a pyro.
9) You start licking waxy knives.
10) You start sticking computer mics up your nose in voice chat.
11) You find yourself looking forward to future installments of The Alley Chronicles.
12) You talk in the third person...and you LIKE it!
13) You randomly blurt out things such as "la" and "ta".
14) You know how to break a cheerleader.
15) You either use "The Evil L Word" non-stop or absolutely despise it.
16) You know what "The Evil L Word" is.
17) You know the three meanings of the ta.
18) You know what an obiwan is.
19) You have visions of bagels.
20) You know the Chicken Pot Pie song.
21) You pelt people with barrages of turnips.
22) You just can't let a grammatical error go by unnoticed.
23) You know that exploding wouldn't be so bad...once you got used to it...
24) You have your very own "Dee Song".
25) You have an "Evil List".
26) You have a "Happy List".
27) You are in constant competition to keep your "Happy List" longer than others'.
28) You have scored at *least* 60% Absurdist Corrupt on the Absurdist Purity Test.
29) You can convey an entire sentence in three letters: "Luh."
30) You know who Mr. Low Self-Esteem on a Stick is.
31) You know the secret identities of Alley and Ooshie.
32) You're a dragon (or a dragon-advocate).
33) You're prone to burst into song at the oddest moments.
15 submitted by Jeremy
17-21 submitted by Melissa
29-33 submitted by Drew
